I think Luigi Mangione's a patsy and the actual shooter, likely named Waluigi, is still at large

UNC: who should we call to make our job seem important and attractive? does anyone have Belichick's number? BILL BELICHICK: here is 400 pages on how to usher modern college football into the future. follow it to the letter or your program will collapse UNC: wait what the fuck

Life long Pats fan and…ya. Plot twist of the century.

A rare example of Tom Brady having to work on Wild Card weekend

Can you imagine if during an interception return a defensive player unloaded on Mahomes as badly as Goff got it there? They’d be put in a Federal prison.

Ooooops. #NHPolitics notus.org/whitehouse/tru…

How wasted is Pete Hegseth getting tonight?

Let’s just all admit that this spat between the Kennedy cousins is the most intriguing moment in the long history of their family, over the last 15 years at least. They’re relevant again.

Caroline Kennedy basically said why RFK JR appeals to MAGA people, why you all so mad?

Anyone else think Leavitt had some work done? She looks like late stage MJ here. #NHPolitics

elon's son just put a booger on the Oval Office desk

“They’re going to get what they voted for…” Yep, President Musk, they sure are.

As someone who was born in Worcester, MA, seeing it trend number 1 on Twitter is something else!

So are you glad they’re off the streets or not glad they’re off the streets? Pick one. #NHPolitics

MAGAs are gutting: •Medicaid—which 60M Americans rely on to survive •SNAP—which 40M Americans rely on to eat •School Lunch—which 30M kids rely on daily •Housing Assistance—which 5M families rely on to live ALL to cut $4.5T in taxes for 800 Billionaires This Is Barbaric.

You were promised the full Epstein files. You got this.

So I’m wondering what you all think out there in the land of #NHPolitics with regards to the Canadian tariffs. How do you think this will affect NH, and New England for that matter?

Well, with Sen. Jeanne Shaheen stepping down, and the lack of any credible Dems in NH to run at that level, what horrendous ghoul will New Hampshire Republican Party roll out this time? Colorado Corky? General Dumbduc? Could failed congressional candidate Matt Mowers give it another go? We’ll see! #NHPolitics

I’m sure Pete Hegseth REALLY doesn’t want the world to remember when he suggested Hillary Clinton should be “fired on the spot” and criminally prosecuted for mishandling info — so please don’t repost this right this very minute.

This is my summer plans