Maturity is when you realise that drinking alcohol is more important than falling in love

Unakula rice supper na unataka u last more than three seconds . 😂😂

Saa hii mbogi inakusifu kwa kukula madem wengi,lakini in future ni nurse atakusifu kwa kumaliza uji cup mbili bila kutapika

Broo text her tonight.. "Babygirl unajua leo ni Teacher's day si ukujie viboko zako weekend" it works 💯send ss and thank me later😌😌