I think the reason that schools are so dangerous is because of the name 'School' If we renamed all education centres as 'Uterus' then republicans might actually care about what's inside them.

when forgot the password to MetaMask.. pic.x.com/jEgcrTgSdJ

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My wife just described me as the 2nd least inquisitive person she's ever met 'Fair enough.' I said.

Not nice

Husband: 'Scientists have found that men say about 10,000 words a day, while women say about 20,000...' Wife (shouts from the kitchen): 'It's because we have to repeat everything twice to you blockheads!' Husband: 'What?'

When the stock market loses 3% and when the crypto market loses 20%

A Solid investment.

When you crypto portfolio goes down by 99%

Quantifying a successful parent People often ask, 'hey, how can you tell if you're a good parent?' Easy! it's the ratio of people food to dog food your kid eats by the time your kid turns five. If you don't have a dog, you're a bad parent.

I'm such a good listener.

There is always a DIP after a DIP

Why shouldn't you write a book on penguins? Because writing on paper is much easier.

The Polish government is planning a manned space mission to the sun When asked if they are afraid the mission will end in disaster, they responded, “no, we are not worried, we are going at night “. (Credit the late great norm mcdonald)

Why was the ghost so tired? He worked the graveyard shift.

Trying to stay clean

There is always a DIP after a DIP

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What do you call a bulletproof Irishman? Rick O'shea

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