"Turkeyman" #SizzleTurkeys🦃

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I told my turkey it was going to be the guest of honor this Thanksgiving, now it’s demanding a throne made of mashed potatoes. 🦃

"Nurse Turkey" #SizzleTurkeys 🦃

This Thanksgiving, hide the stuffing in a piñata. 🪅 #SizzleAdvice

"Sizzle" brand (Turkey Costume for Cows) #SizzleBrand

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"Sizzle" brand (Robot Turkey) #SizzleBrand

This Thanksgiving, cook the turkey in the dishwasher. 🦃 #SizzleAdvice

"Ninja Turkey" #SizzleTurkeys 🦃

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"Elf Turkey" #SizzleTurkeys 🦃

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How many turkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They prefer to sit in the dark and gobble about it. 🦃

GM Happy Thanksgiving 🦃 #GMSizzle

GM Happy Black-Friday #GMSizzle

How many elves does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Twelve. One to hold the bulb, eleven to spin the Christmas tree. 🎄 #SizzleChristmasJokes

"Santa Punk" #SizzleSantas

"Sizzle" brand (Rudolf Costume for Raccoons) #SizzleBrand