It's a gm for a bm 💩

wuts ur fav euphemism 4 pooping? mine's baking a loaf 🥖

so last night i ran out of tp and i was thinking... 💭 u never really appreciate what u got until it's gone

have u seen that new movie called Constipated? 🎬 it hasn't come out yet

poop jokes actually aren't my favorite jokes but they're a solid #2 💩

all dat cookies and milk... 🍪🥛 santa's going 2 be stuck on the 🚽 all day tomorrow

u know how to tell if u had 2 much ham yesterday? 💩

wuts ur favorite nursery rhyme? mine's humpty dumpty 💩

everyone's excited 4 fireworks 2nite... i'm excited 4 a different type of explosion 💩

happee new year 2 my poo crew 💩

new year, same me

do u think my jokes are crappy? 💩

if a clown farts, does it smell funny? 🤔

my favorite day of the week is here saTURDay 💩

y did da baker's hands stink? 👃🏼 he kneaded a poo 💩

i cut my poo into 3 pieces today now i have turds

wuts ur least favorite kind of poo? 💩 mine's shampoo

People say your twenties are the best years I think it's your turdies 💩

🌹 are red I'm now a cupid 💩 You've been pierced by my 🏹 So tag your BooPoo 💘 💩 💘

It's my favorite day of the week! Happy Turdsday! 💩 🎉