@nftbadger
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calendar_today21-04-2020 16:49:07
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2 months ago
Nothing is better than a quick massage
Never let them know your next move
Me following unnecessary rules of my company
This is why women live longer than us
Dog: “Never liked that little shit anyway”
How 2025 is going:
My co-workers when a new girl joins the office
When I see a good meme but accidentally refresh the feed
My friends: “Wanna grab a beer?” Me:
A man can do anything under pressure
a month ago
When your alarm clock wakes you up on a Sunday morning
If you think you're having a bad day, just think about college students preparing for jobs that don't exist anymore.
“Are you a morning person or a night person?” Me:
On July 16, 2006, Twitter was publicly launched by Jack Dorsey.
Biggest joke of the century: “The internet was invented to save our time.”