Comic Sans Jokes
@newton_buchanan
Person. Father.. Co-Founder of @NLTheatreDE. and @btap. Just a dude who likes people, theatre, tech stuff, and food. (find examples below) (he/him)
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01-10-2009 15:37:59
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Once, a guy fucked the crease between my thigh and labia, thinking he was in my vagina, and when he finished he asked if I got off. I had to break it to him that he just fucked my leg. This is what I think of when men act like they’re equipped to make laws about women’s bodies.
It's Lily Tomlin's birthday, and while most are talking about her acting career, I especially love her NO BS life policy. Here she is walking off of Dick Cavett's talk show after actor Chad Everett said his wife is "the most beautiful animal I own", leaving him to sit in his own