Have a class at 16th street? Better get there 3 hours early to get on the elevator. #NewSchoolProbs

What is this Super Bowl thing everyone keeps talking about? #NewSchoolProbs

Where the FUCK did my Tapingo go?? #StarbucksProbs #NewSchoolProbs

So, if I film my cat throwing up and set it to smooth jazz music, can I turn that in as my Experimental Cinema project? #NewSchoolProbs

You're not a real New-Schooler unless you know at least 5 obscure bands, painters, or peanut-butter-sculpting-puppets #NewSchoolProbs

Someone printed a word doc on the wrong printer. Whoops. #NewSchoolProbs #ArnoldHall #LangLyfe

Who are the Broncos? #NewSchoolProbs #SuperBowl2014

Commuting to New School today? HAHAHAHA. Yeah. Nope. #NewSchoolProbs #NYCProbs

"I go to a liberal arts college. I don't take quizzes." #ThingsOverheardAtNewSchool #NewSchoolWin

If NYU is closed tomorrow morning, that means New School will be, too, right? #NewSchoolProbs #NYCWeather

"Wait, is that a student or the professor? ... Whatever, they all look the same anyway." #ThingsOverheardAtNewSchool #NewSchoolProbs

Student A: "I'm an immigrant." Student B: "Aren't you from Portland?" Student A: "YOU DON'T KNOW ME." Student B: -_- #NewSchoolProbs

Because really, who gives a fuck that smoking isn't allowed in the courtyard? #SmokePit #NewSchoolProbs

Need to print before you go to class? Everyone and their mother is in the basement at 11th street. #NewSchoolProbs

Welcome to the New School: Where we use big confusing words, have an opinion about everything, and never know what we're talking about. #NSP