In early 2020, CDC advised against masks because there weren’t enough for healthcare workers. They should have been more forthcoming. Same for shortening isolation without testing. It’s out of necessity to preserve societal function & we don’t have enough tests. Phil Mattingly

As many as 1 million unused Covid-19 rapid test kits expired in a Florida warehouse last month, a top state official said on Thursday. cnn.com/2022/01/06/us/…

Is this the set from the Destiny’s Child “Say My Name” video? #SuperBowl #HalfTimeShow

Why is 50cent hanging upside down?

Move over cheerleaders, here come the booty girls. #HalfTimeShow #SuperBowl

“That was it?” — me after the #SuperBowl #HalfTimeShow. Also me after many dates when I was single.

To be clear. I loved the #HalfTimeShow. I just wish it were longer. (That’s what she said)

This.

Crimestoppers releases pic of Yahmell Montague & Angel Smith, the couple shot dead last week in Baltimore. Smith was 7 months pregnant and gave birth before succumbing to her injuries. $8k reward for tips being offered - 1-866-7LOCKUP

We don’t need gun control. We just need to avoid churches, malls, supermarkets, mosques, concerts, synagogues, cinemas, parks, pre-schools, middle schools, high schools, college campuses, mass transportation, the outdoors in general… (1/513)

From here on, I will be live #tweeting my husband’s comments to the #MTVVMAs. Enjoy.

“Is that that hot new Latin rapper? Tiesto?” Me: “No, that’s Bad Bunny. Tiesto is a white dude.” #VMAs

“Is this camera effect even necessary? Like … oh wait, is that marshmello?” #MTVVMAs

To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

Now, can we get you to do something about Nick Cannon?

File this under: Tweets that aged well. #TrumpsTaxReturns

BREAKING: California's Governor Gavin Newsom has just announced that his state will NOT do business with Walgreens any longer. This comes after Walgreens refused to sell abortion pills in 20 states where they are still LEGAL. If Republicans want to threaten Walgreens to take

Side note … I’d like the casting director of #StarsOnMars to share the criteria they used to define “celebrity” for this show.

About six months ago my neighbor asked me for the WiFi password, I gave it to him because it didn’t cost me anything and because I got along with him. Yesterday I was walking home and he was at the door, I stopped to talk a bit as usual and he happily told me he now had Netflix.