the guy who started making the show in a Turner storage closet got laid off by the network years ago and is now working as a Amazon driver

“I think you wanna stop crime in America, you say a very special episode of ‘Blossom’ where the entire cast gets ball-peen hammers in the knee caps...I promise you there'll be a half-hour of non-violent America. Because everybody'd be glued to the set.”

GABLE NO

Once again, I want both these guys to win.

@/TripleH you know what to do!!!

'If I'm gonna bleed, you're gonna bleed with me.'

Cody, eternally:

Good.

I've seen enough, put the title on him.

It IS kind of wild that a guy who was known as Punishment Martinez is now WWE champion and over as hell.

Maxxine's gear is constantly top notch. Whoever she's got making it nails it every time.

Last week I worried that the lit references I was making in joke Tweets were too much. This week WWE goes full allegory of the cave in what has to be an Uncle Howdy teaser.

Miz may be the only person who speaks worse French than I do.

Pay R-Truth more. Whatever you’re paying him, it’s not enough.

I CAN USE THIS AGAIN!

And Shayna’s NXT theme!

Guys, Courtney Love talks shit on other women. It’s part of what she’s always done. She fucking included “Rock Star” on Hole’s first album. She can have written some great music and said some good stuff while also being deeply shitty.

Aw fuuuuuuuck

Boo for surgery but yay for mentioning large cat.

In my prime I hope it would have been like an 8?

Now? 4-ish.