kroger cashier: how are the pleasures lately? me: scant, my darling, scant. cashier: and the delights? me: (swiping card) the delights are fine.

your child is not being taught "trans ideology" in public school. they are watching remember the titans in math class.

Big day for talented dudes with fake-sounding names. Can we get Scoot McNairy in on this?

She’s everything. He’s just Link. ✨🩷 #TheLegendOfZelda #totk #Barbie

Alec Guinness thought the script for Star Wars was “fairy-tale rubbish” and regretted being in it so much that when a fan told him they’d seen it 100 times, he said he’d only give them an autograph if they swore to never watch it again. Yet he still did his job, and did it well.

I finally realized why the Elon vs Zuckerberg fight seemed so familiar:

"I'd blame parents except he hasn't got 'em" is one of the most savage lyrics of all time.

The buried lede here is another reminder of how much it must suck to be married to James Cameron.

Right wing grifter. Easiest job on planet Earth.

There's a reason Spielberg cast him as a sex robot right after this.

The Immortals.

It was fun ocean adventure starring a charming hot guy, emerging from a franchise full of joyless slogs.

Boy, Cape Canaveral has looked better. #Starfield