Marital rape was made illegal in the UK in 2003

Next month! I will be in London, signing at the legendary Goldsboro Books. It's my first time in the UK (and my only stop). I hope you can make it!

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Read this book, people, even if your name isn't Dave. If your name is Dave, then, yeah fuck you. Also, read this book.

To whoever is listening, it's not AI, it's slightly better machine learning with a lot of makeup. I mean, it's cool, but I don't want it in my search engine, my TV, my word processor. it's like Timmy made a kick-ass volcano for Science Day and now I have volcanoes in my cereal.

Astrolabes! (British Museum)

Holy shit did I cry! I’ve done teary-eyed very often, actual tears every now and then, but the out of control lower jaw is a rare thing in public.

Hey London! This is tomorrow at @goldsborobooks ! There’ll be elephants* and fireworks** and me! *subject to elephant presence in the area. It’s possible I read the map wrong. **not sure about this one. They say fireworks inside a bookstore is not a good idea. But I’ll be there!

Went to see some rocks.

OK so since I arrived in the UK, the Tories lost the election, England made the semis in the Euro, and across the Channel, the RN came in third in the 2nd round. I’m not saying my being here has anything to do with it, but I’d understand if people invited me places just in case.

All the numbered special editions of the Take Them to the Stars series at Goldsboro Books in London now have a handwritten quote from the book on top of a signature. Get them!

1: Gets email. Screams “Hell yeah!” Clicks buy right away. 2: Gets off the plane. “Damn it!”

I think a big chunk of the problem with the way people see these AI “writing tools “ is still the glorification of the “idea”…

The Cult in Montreal.

American friends, check if you’re registered to vote. I know you’re supposed to be, but check. usa.gov/confirm-voter-…

it's real LOL

I can't wait! This will be my first time in Halifax! #HalCon2024