sub who does locktober, but they’re wearing a different cage in every picture

folks in the biz don’t want you to know this, but most dolls are haunted. You gotta pay extra for a clean one

looked in the mirror today and didn’t completely hate what I saw. Let’s see if it’s just a fluke

tentacles get all of the hype, but I bet thousands of tube feet from a giant, hyper-intelligent starfish would feel pretty good on your dick

misgendering me is only ok if it makes me cum

*turns up the de-esser plugin until it sounds like you have a lisp* no more sibilants for you

sure, it would be healthier if I had some self respect, but isn’t it hotter when I don’t?

kigurumi onsies: when you’ve given up on life, but you still need a Halloween costume

due to the average word length in each language, haikus written in English should be shorter, just to equalize the difficulty with Japanese. I’m thinking 3-5-3 syllables instead Japanese cannot scratch English sound cramming

bless the idiosyncratic typing styles of older chasers right now I’m chatting with a guy who presses the return key after every other word, which makes everything look like beat poetry