Hahahahahahahahahaha only a dozen years too late to save the supplemental tables of my PhD thesis 😂

It's math, Maura Healey: close hi-risk bars, indoor dining & casinos now, or close them later. It's going to happen! The only question is whether schools, hospitals, retail & the rest of the economy will have to close too. Why not TRY to contain this?! bostonglobe.com/2020/11/09/nat…

“If we wait longer, it will mean that more people will die and it will mean that we’ll have to shut down harder. Putting off or delaying the inevitable will not change the inevitable." --someone who is not me but an actual expert bostonglobe.com/2020/11/14/met…

[alone at desk quietly pumping fist]

The T32 in Psychiatric Genetics and Translational Research, led by @KarestanKoenen, Deborah Blacker and Jukka-Pekka Onnela is seeking outstanding candidates for multiple post-doctoral positions for the 2022-2023 academic year. Learn more ow.ly/rJvY50Ggd9b. Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public Health

folks, today i had to send a fax. that's it, that's the tweet.

still hiring beth stevens! this time over at Boston Children's ... come join us! (and check our website for other openings - stevenslab.org/post/we-re-hir…) sjobs.brassring.com/TGnewUI/Search…

Calling all bike parents! Join us this Saturday 1/22 (Sunday the 23rd in case of bad weather) for a bike decorating event at Myrtle St Playground in Beacon Hill for all ages! Kids can decorate their bikes and learn bike mechanics 101 from a trained instructor. DM with questions!

USPS is now taking orders for free covid-19 test kits. special.usps.com/testkits?fbcli…

Really enjoyed writing, with Steve Hyman, this commentary for an upcoming special issue of Biological Psychiatry: a brief recap of the state of the "synaptic pruning hypothesis" and opportunities to better understand neurodevelopmental causes of schizophrenia. authors.elsevier.com/c/1eVsp1S07iizk

We (beth stevens and collabs @FMKirbyNeuro Stanley Center et al) are seeking a PhD-level neuroscientist interested in stepping away from the bench and exploring the project management side of large-scale interdisciplinary academic research. Come join us! broad.io/StevenslabPM

A Staff Scientist position is available in my Lab at NIH, so come and join us on our journey of discovery. This is a permanent position with multiple benefits. Feel free to contact me and RT. nimh.nih.gov/about/careers/…

Explore the wonders of biomedical research with us at the #BroadDiscoveryCenter during the Cambridge Science Festival from Sep 25-29! Join our daily guided tours at 11:00 am and 1:00 pm. It's your chance to dive deep into science along with Broad scientists! broad.io/CSFBroad