Double on a par-5 by Jordan Spieth? I did not see that coming. And, oh yeah, Tiger's tied for the lead. So much for getting any writing done.

Idiot shouts in Tiger's backswing. Remind me again how Americans are louts and the Brits respect the game?

Not one word from ESPNers about Serena's past blowup at the US Open in the '09 semifinals after repeated foot-fault calls, when she threatened the linesperson and got disqualified.

Evidently the camerafolks have been ordered not to show the faces of GOP senators or anyone other than when they are speaking. While I despise Ted Cruz's smug face, in this case I'm disappointed not to see it.

Molinari's putter kept him from paying for the mistakes of his driver on the first six holes. Almost impossible to keep that up all day. #Another4Koepka?

Surprised that Nantz hasn't mentioned Arnie in '61 yet. Double-bogey at 18 to give Player his first green jacket.

Two years ago, The Met Golfer profiled caddie Joey LaCava, then on a PGA Tour hiatus as he waited for Tiger to come back from surgery. Would he take another bag? No, he said, he would wait. I thought he was kidding himself. I wuz wrong. #TIGER!

I haven't watched the NFL Draft on ESPN in a while. When did Roger Sterling get the anchor job?

#DanMurphyGolf, trying to get ahold of you -- if you get a chance, respond here and we can continue on email? Thanks!

I think my last tweet should've been addressed to Dan Murphy, not #DanMurphyGolf, though if that starts trending I'll have to rethink my social power.

Mallon paid for a sip of water, remarks, "Excuse me, I feel like Marco Rubio... More graceful, I hope."

The four golfers being inducted tonight won 8 major championships. Two by men. #hmmmm.

As usual, Gary Player, introducing Ian Woosnam, goes on and on. I guess when your name is Player, you always think it's about you.

Woosnam's speech is mercifully short. By not commenting that he is, too, I'm the first person not to make a height joke about him tonight.

Phone is running out, so you'll have to catch all the highlights of this evening on Golf Channel for yourself. And if you don't watch, you'll see roughly the same number of highlights as if you do.

I rarely buy golf equipment, and I'm a total agnostic about "newest and best" -- so how come I have 58 golf clubs in my one-bedroom apartment? #CleanedCloset #Hello,eBay?

Three wins from the Jets is more than I expected from the season. Three games ahead of the Giants is icing on the cake. #J-E-T-S #You #Know #What.

Sunset and palms at the beautiful Wigwam resort west of Phoenix. Another day ahead at the #WVMediaClassic #WVMediaClassic17. #toughlife

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