Fisherman’s networking event: 1: yep. Yours? 2: yeah mine too

life just doesn't feel real sometimes~ love all of you who came out to support ✌️💙

Workers having a meeting to gender the alphabet: this could’ve been an E male

I feel my finger on the pulse slipping more and more every day I go without TikTok

Recently got into getting into things, anyone got any starter things to get into?

It’s a #ZohranSummer I’m thinking

Tinder is LA, Hinge is OC, Bumble is the Bay

Lin-Manuel Miranda was lowkey reheating Shakespeare’s nachos with Hamilton

Malibu is geographically closer to LA but it has the moral reprehensibility of OC

We’re bringing THE TikTok dance back #RenegadeSummer

DC bros… we are so fucking back in a way once thought inconceivable #GunnInMyMouthAndImSuckingIt

Mom said it’s my turn on the alt right forums

Fearless is the trav killa

white boys don't say "that's so money" anymore

Boys like Anna Kendrick, men like Anne Hathaway

The more I think about it the more I believe the sphere is the best 3D shape. There’s just something about an orb that is so satisfying, both in look and feel. Love a good orange to throw around in my palm! Come back tomorrow for more fun shape musings!

LA is fucked man I’ve been walking to the park to play pickleball and basketball and just to read and I was thinking to myself how lovely the summer time is around such a vibrant community, meanwhile it’s the first day of February and trees have not yet dared to bear fruit

Barbecue sauce is trickle up bourgeois while honey mustard is trickle down. Ketchup is the true universal condiment