If I were a Musketeer, I would definitely be Porthos.

Overheard at the gas station: Exes are not Pokemon. You don't have to catch them all.

Some days you just need to broadcast TOOL effing TOOL throughout the house. "I wanna feel the metamorphosis and Cleansing I've endured within"

"When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free." - Charles Evans Hughes

Sad. Red Canary, a Zscaler company One sock slipped in with my bleach laundry and now... well...sad.

You know who understands neuro-diversity when you say you cannot handle any more and they just hand you a glass of water and sit on the floor with you.

Not mine, but 100% support. Be you. Be proud. Always.

Hey y’all! #GraylogGO is happening tomorrow Oct 21. Make sure to register! Lots to check out tomorrow!

I am speaking at all the places! This will be version 3 of my container talk. So much new research keeps coming out! Apt talk is being updates to v2 right now. What a time to be alive!

"What is a security policy without enforcement?!?" Graylog Johnny Xmas #GraylogGo2021

Great talk Johnny Xmas at Graylog GO 2021 w/ Graylog Thanks!

Tune in now!

next up is Nick Carstensen, showing us the new Graylog Security app!!

Less than one hour until my first post-Covid presentation. The nerves are running high right now! #GraylogGo2021

Everything you need to know to about the Cluster that is DNS and more from Jim Nitterauer 🇺🇸🇮🇱 at the Graylog GO conference!

If you thought Gary was just for DEF CON you were wrong! Thanks for bringing him back Jeff Darrington

Anyone out there who has donated hair recently and have a good group they trust? Would prefer a group that does not charge the recipient for the donation.

Mr. Brightside is millennial Sweet Caroline.

In light of recent changes towards acceptance of bowling: If you need to go to another state to bowl, I am willing to help get you to the lanes. We don't have to talk about why you need help getting there.