Winona Ryder and Sigourney Weaver for Alien Resurrection (1997)

Angels In The Outfield is a wild movie.

24 years of “B.O.B.”

It’s funny how quiet your phone gets when your NFL team is winning.

“BLUB BLUB BLAH BLAH” - Sylvester Stallone in Tulsa King.

I am rewatching LOST and I still think of @busbuddha71 whenever Locke says “Don’t tell me what I can do!” I notice this rewatch though a lot more people say it too.

Just a heads up. WOBBLY TIRE SCAM. Driving on the 210 east a woman pulled up next to me honking to get my attention. I indicated she could merge, but she rolled down her window, pointed to my back tire, and yelled "You're tire is wobbly! Pull over!" I have a dually and my tires

Demi Moore is so damn beautiful.

He’ll be doing strictly Bare Naked Ladies songs.

Fuck Drizzy

I once was at the Century City mall getting Chipotle, and this motherfucker Elon Musk was there opening a new Tesla store. I was annoyed I couldn’t get back to my car, because this dork was high fiving people.

White people will tell you they couldn’t understand a word Kendrick said and then put on some Pearl Jam.

Does the finale of The Americans ever just pop into your head, and destroy you?

Why the fuck we keep going to Whoopi for advice!? She was in Theodore Rex!

Deal or No Deal what’s a whoosa??

Might as well called the new Avengers, Avengers:

The gunfight scene in the last season of Stranger Things is boss.

My mom today told me George Clooney died. I told her I don’t think that’s true and she showed me a photo of George Wendt.

Fuck Shutterstock I was hired to do high sensitive work for them. They also hired this older woman, Celeste Martin who worked slower, gaslit, and was racist the entire time I was there. I took records and my boss, Will didn’t do a thing. Don’t use their services. Come at me.