Ha! The actual story of my life in one tweet 😆😂😆

Everyone knows I LOVE the snow. However, today I’m making an exception; when I unexpectedly wake up to this and am off to London for the first of my 40th celebrations and it’s causing me travel drama! 🥴 #snow

Today is Giving Tuesday. When you are choosing where to donate, please remember Veterans like Conrad. Conrad lost his leg to an IRA bomb, and suffers with PTSD. Blesma built him a shed, so he can do the model making which brings him peace ow.ly/3erC50GZm08 #GivingTuesday

Literally me, any time I dare to not wear makeup 😆

#AfterLife3 Coming Soon ❤️ x.com/kerryfowler_/s…

Thank you to everyone who has made a Big Give donation so far! We are nearly there! For just ONE MORE HOUR your gift to Blesma will be doubled via the Big Give. Donate £10 and we'll receive £20! Click here to donate - donate.thebiggive.org.uk/campaign/a0569…

Same

Just heard a rumour that it’s Tuesday.

This is the Mondayest Tuesday ever.

“Getting there” - Translation: Life is falling apart. Each day is a trudge through thick mud to back where you started. You are literally getting absolutely nowhere. It’s been January for 40 years. If it wasn’t for tea you don’t know what you’d do. But, you know, getting there!

Thanks so much to everyone at TSW for looking after super bem-te-bi so well on his week of work experience. He had a brilliant time and another string to his bow in following his dream of being a helicopter pilot!

The true meaning of Easter is to spend Friday thinking it’s Saturday, Saturday thinking it’s either Friday or Sunday, Sunday thinking it’s Saturday, and Monday thinking it’s Sunday.

We're recruiting! Blesma are currently looking to fill a number of positions. If you are passionate about helping Veterans, take a look at our current vacancies. Find out more at: blesma.org/work-for-us/

Awww my (not so little) Bradley Lucas 💙

If you got sucked into a black hole; would it be like waking in a whole new universe or just a D:Ream?!? #horizonslive

Thank you so much to John and Bobby for being such lovely people when we said hello to you today, whilst on holiday. My son was actually speechless after meeting you - thanks for making his day/week/holiday!

Today is the Equilux! Day and night of equal length From today, the days will be longer than the nights We will gain around half an hour of extra daylight every week through to late April Let’s find some nice Spring warmth

Mother’s Day is such offensively paltry remuneration for the job. Give me a month in the Seychelles you cunts

THE LEGEND IS BACK! Beloved Andrew Lloyd Webber musical #StarlightExpress returns to London in summer 2024, departing from the specially designed Starlight Auditorium @troubadourWPark 💫🚂 Get your skates on and sign up for exclusive pre-sale access: starlightexpresslondon.com