A Young Boy That Had Just Stolen His Father's Car and Crashed It, Takes one Last Puff of his Cigarette Before Facing The Consequences (1974)

Just a reminder that Fetterman was so unwell in 2022, he had to use cardboard cutouts of himself at campaign events because he wasn’t even able to attend them—and the journos said nothing. But *the second* he mentions supporting Israel they pop off stories about his health.

No dogs of any size should fly. I can’t get on a flight with 4 ounces of toothpaste. Let’s stop accommodating people who lack character

Kung Pao chicken and two dozen potstickers would make me feel better

No.

They don’t want you to know this, but you can just eat frozen strawberries right out of the bag—you don’t need a bowl.

Hello, goodnight everybody

Uhhh he did have a stroke and people were concerned for his health but we were all told he’s just fine and needs hearing aids.

hi guys

THIS. GAME. IS. TIED. 🪢 #StanleyCup 1:04 after the x - Florida Panthers pull within one, Carter Verhaeghe buries it to even the score! 🇺🇸: NHLonTNT & Sports on Max ➡️ max.com/sports/nhl 🇨🇦: Sportsnet or stream on Sportsnet+ ➡️ watch.sportsnet.ca

Oh my God Panthers wtf are you doing

Darling, I promise I’ll give you some attention tomorrow…I just don’t feel like it tonight ok? I’m tired. [me talking to the overflowing basket of unfolded laundry in my bedroom]

Idk man—I feel like we coulda handled Dallas

It’s 5/10. Or as guys would say, it’s 6/1.

GM