Soul Man did $35m in the box office in 1986. I had nothing to do with it but I feel like I’m going to have to answer some questions about it when I’m older

I’m going to power wash something this weekend

The Whitey Biennial

Lot’s of people wearing tennis outfits. Is this because of the movie?

You are a comedian, but your catchphrase is: “I have to poo”

Brother, have you heard the good word, John Martyn’s “Solid Air” album, and most of his releases after that one?

Takeout only udon place? Please explain

Costco gruyer: not bad!

I’ve got foes in different area codes

Pret a Manger you are out of your goddamn mind. $9 for a coffee and cookie snack?

I would like to see an upshot style infographic on Ice T’s career

Never thought of buying a big salad and the just eating it on the M train. Always learning new ideas from people.

Just saw a French family come into the slice spot. They look like they had scene the face of god.

The apostles sure sent a lot of letters and memos

Wank from home

This dude using disposable gloves to take out his garbage, haha ok