I once fell asleep on the couch and woke up to my parents watching "Body of Evidence" but I pretended to sleep through the entire movie

Sometimes two absolute gorgeous people can make the ugliest fucking kids.

I love a late night 1 am ham sandwich, preferably on seeded rye with a dab of mayo.

Punishing my children by singing an acapella version of Elton John's Sacrifice

Candy O's husband is a deeply closeted queen and thats why she's still crashing tf out over Brigitte.

I was held back one year in CCD, and was in the special needs class where they gave us lollipops and made us watch Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat

Am I the only person who hates Scorsese's After Hours?

An old classic. Still cant find the data lounge thread where someone claimed to have had a top secret affair with one of the Gotti sons.

I bet this tidbit wasn't in the Billy Joel documentary!!

Billy Eichner looks like a BBQ potato chip

Cuz Wednesday night WE MADE LOVE!! open.spotify.com/track/6JQFs9wS…

My mom said Helen Hunt looks like shes chewing and talking at the same time 🤣

Don't ever attempt to give yourself a Brazilian wax 😫

I'm a bit wrecked actually and sitting in a pub in London w/ Ed Hardy Party 🇵🇸 how fun!

Being demure with Marisa Baldassaro 🫶