..... oh. [Cue the wounded Shadowhunter puppy dog look.]

Me? Staying out of trouble? Never.

ALEC!

Look at that babe.

.... don’t hate me.

I have to go.

I love you. You’re great. Meet me here tomorrow.

Babe.

I was trying to shock you so much that you came back, if only just to smack me. [Smug] It worked.

Shocking enough?

Could you imagine... a large army of mini Jaces. That’s how I’m going to take over the world.

Hmm... not a bad idea, not a bad idea. I should get started on that right away.

Magnus! Where are you? I need a favor. You know how there’s just one of me? Yeah, that’s not enough. I want at least fifty.

It might be too much sexiness for everyone to handle. The world might implode!

No one else can have my face. My bone structure is /unique/, chiseled by the Angel himself.

[Narrows his eyes at the doppelgänger.] No, he’s not nearly as dashing as I am. And he’s... older. I’ll be lucky if I make it past 25.

Then try not to fall in love with me. It will be difficult, nearly impossible at times, but with enough self-control and determination, you will survive.

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