Finally got my new Twitter account up and running! 🎉🥳

Hoping that I’ll be as fit, healthy and switched on as Trevor when I’m 85, he’s a brilliant inspiration #stephspackedlunch

Feels like this Scottish team would be nothing without Darcy Graham - they’re gonna get thumped by Ireland next week #SCOvROM

Bye bye @bbcnews, forcing people to register to read the news on your app is a dumb move. Time to get my news from somewhere else. Ta-ra… 👋👋

Two for one combo in Biggleswade retail park. Same space ten minutes apart - NX66 WFE & HK67 OLT - no surprise they’re both BMW drivers You Park Like a C***

Hello Greggs, I’m very sad. Bought two sausage rolls at Westminster tube station branch this morning. The app scanner gizmo wasn’t working so couldn’t log my rewards - can you help? I have the receipt. Thank you!

Hi Bedfordshire Police, saw this numpty driving like a spanner this morning, long story short, the car has no MOT. Please go pay the driver a lovely little visit! 👍

Hello Miller & Carter, had a meal in your Stevenage restaurant yesterday but forgot to use my loyalty card. Any chance this can be added retrospectively please?

Hello Talking Pictures TV before Christmas you were showing the original Thunderbirds series, but now it’s stopped. This makes me sad. Will it be returning?

Hey Banijay UK, you guys need to get Adam Richman presenting MasterChef UK 🍴. The perfect man for the job - guaranteed to be a massive hit!!