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Zelda:

Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait

hate wasting my jokes on a boring hoe i could’ve said that to a bad bitch

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

kendrick lamar is proof that having an arch nemesis is a fundamental part of the human experience

Cranberry just be letting any fruit smash

tell her jeff hardy still doin it

by age 30 you should have one harrowing friendship breakup that you talk about with the fragile stoicism of a Vietnam veteran

type of shit the antagonist of a pokemon game says before sending out a level 44 crobat

Can’t believe The Punisher’s super power is just having more dog in him than everyone else

So this is 32 🎉

"Where did you get your taste in music?" Me:

Did a side quest 🎈📌 #poptheballoonlive #poptheballoonnetflix

Post McDonald's clarity is insane. Why did I do that

why do people draw pictures of the sun wearing sunglasses?? is he hiding from himself?? much to think about.. more tweets from me later..

Cereal be good as hell every 200 weeks

why the HELL didn’t that FATASS plumber re-invite me back to Mario Kart??

We stopped getting slizzard, as a country