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Did they look at the back of a 7th generation iPod nano and just call it a day? (regulatory text edited out)

In an age of streaming and smartphone bans, sometimes it's good to go back to basics.

Everybody keeps raving about some mobile game involving training horses so I went ahead and downloaded it. Not gonna lie, I really don't understand the hype.

There's an icon for the apps list within the macOS Tahoe apps list, and clicking on it closes the apps list??? 🤔

I’m a psychiatrist. In 2025, I’ve seen 12 people hospitalized after losing touch with reality because of AI. Online, I’m seeing the same pattern. Here’s what “AI psychosis” looks like, and why it’s spreading fast: 🧵

It's a sticker that makes the logo look like the older models.

They fixed it! No more apps-ception.

When they ask for a transparent iPod, but forget to specify *which* iPod model...

Hello Apple support? Yes I think my phone have virus...

Alright, which wallpaper subscription service is this "leak" going to turn out to be a promotion for? Place your bets now.

In 2004, Apple experimented with adding a second screen to the iPod that would persistently display playback information, allowing users to use the main screen for other tasks. While this did not catch on, it became the inspiration for the Dynamic Island. #AlternateTimelineApple

Turns out they tried this concept even earlier, with the iPod Mini! Just like how the Mini screen couldn't fit the album name, the Mini secondary display couldn't fit the song title. #AlternateTimelineApple

This is a bootleg clone resembling rumoured designs being handled in a third-party repair store. Official Apple prototype testing facilities do not stock knockoff batteries like the one in the background of this photo. Be aware of fake leaks.

Does this count?

Apple missed out on the opportunity to call their eye-controlled operating system eyeOS.

In 2017, Apple experimented with adding a screen to the Magic Mouse for media playback controls. It was canned after testing showed it drained too much battery and in some cases caused the battery to swell up and cause black spots on the screen. #AlternateTimelineApple

Prototype AirPods Pro with music control buttons. This was shelved after testers noted that the capacitive keys were too easy to accidentally activate and a software bug caused them to sometimes play a U2 album that the user doesn't remember downloading. #AlternateTimelineApple