Neil Gibbons (@neilgibbons) 's Twitter Profile
Neil Gibbons

@neilgibbons

Writer of comedy. Mainly Alan Partridge, let's face it.

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calendar_today01-04-2009 21:12:16

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Yeah, you need balance. On the one hand there's the WHO, Médecins Sans Frontières, the UN, Amnesty, Save the Children, International Federation of Red Cross and Red Crescent Societies and Human Rights Watch. But on the other you've got the IDF. Soooo... 🤷🏻‍♂️

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🔴The Right Kind of Bias How the BBC’s decision to pull a documentary about Israeli war crimes in Gaza shows how its enforcement of 'impartiality' almost always benefits just one side adambienkov.co.uk/p/the-right-ki…

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Ah, the time of yeeting a PM at the public and shouting down anyone who questions their quality is over. And also it never happened. Just a series of unfortunate shortcomings that were entirely unforeseeable until they were suddenly fatal.

laura francesca (@lacescael) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Starmer's 4-point PIP means that someone who can't wash their own hair, private parts, legs and feet, and needs assistance to be able to get in or out of a bath or shower will not be entitled to a penny of welfare help. This bill is beyond nightmarish. It must be scrapped.

Starmer's 4-point PIP means that someone who can't wash their own hair, private parts, legs and feet, and needs assistance to be able to get in or out of a bath or shower will not be entitled to a penny of welfare help. 

This bill is beyond nightmarish. It must be scrapped.
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The Guardian reports that Israel hit the Al-Baqa coffee-house in Gaza on Monday with a 500-lb US-made MK-82 bomb, killing up to 36 people and injuring dozens more. It says experts in international law believe the use of such a weapon against a civilian target may be a war crime.

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One thing that makes me doubt this leaked set list is that no one - not even the most devoted Oasis fan - has ever said 'you know what song I want to hear now? Hello'

One thing that makes me doubt this leaked set list is that no one - not even the most devoted Oasis fan - has ever said 'you know what song I want to hear now? Hello'
Neil Gibbons (@neilgibbons) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Tfw you've carried a Ming vase across a polished floor but now you're still holding the vase and you can't do anything with your hands because you're holding a vase in them and the vase has lost any ornamental, functional or financial value because you're just holding it

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I personally am enjoying the ridiculousness of this law becoming more laughable and obvious every day while government ministers have to come out to defend it wearing their toughest, most Starmery stupid fucking faces

Neil Gibbons (@neilgibbons) 's Twitter Profile Photo

- What if your favourite goals went on holiday? - How do you mean? - What if your favourite goals... - Actual goals? - ...went on holiday. - Went on holiday? - Yes, what if your favourite goals went on holiday. - *quiet* what if my favourite goals went on holiday...