I used to think my most chaotic quality was giving myself mini haircuts every week but I have recently determined it is actually that I read the last sentence and sometimes even the whole last page of a book every time I start a new one. I live dangerously.

My biggest accomplishment of the summer was convincing my 15-year-old coworker to watch Avatar.

I just wanna be famous by the time I’m older so that people are shocked when I turn 50.

I caved and set up a Hinge profile and I really think this is how I am gonna find love

No you spent your entire day at work taking pictures of yourself in your Halloween vest.

I DONT GIVE A FUCK ᴵ ᵍᶦᵛᵉ ˢᵒ ᵐᵃⁿʸ ᶠᵘᶜᵏˢ ᴵ ᶜᵃʳᵉ ˢᵒ ᵐᵘᶜʰ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᴵ ᵈᵒ ᶦˢ ᵃᵍᵒⁿʸ

The future is now. And I hate it here.

A pic of me + a random note (the note I voice to text words I can’t figure out how to spell)

Both my roommates are busy I guess it’s time for me and the dog to watch Pride and Prejudice.

I don’t think I would get starstruck meeting most celebrities but I would without a doubt get starstruck meeting the Muppets.

Working on my professional bio it’s almost there I think it just needs a few adjustments.

Fuck finding a job, I’m just gonna apply to drive the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile for a year. I can think of no better way to spend the next year of my life then driving a hotdog bus around the country making wiener jokes.

I want to be more active on Twitter but I genuinely don’t have enough thoughts in my head to tweet more then once ever few months.

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Puns are stupid and just cus you can make them doesn’t mean your smarter then me.