Muggsy Bogues played 14 years in the NBA at 5'3" ... that is a badass. A tiny badass.

Perhaps the finest example of democracy in action in this nation’s storied history …

When I go on eBay after midnight …

“I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course.” “Correct me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key.”

Historians now believe that at one time or another literally every American alive in the 60s and 70s owned one of these.

Name a sports Steve. I’ll start:

Name a Seattle Supersonic. I’ll start:

The Knights of Columbus would raise money for you but they weren’t gonna sugarcoat it.

Some women are cool. Some women are really cool. Some women are really, really cool. But only one woman is Joan Jett.

Chance you actually wore this belt in 1982: 1.8% Chance you burned your legs on it all summer: 1,000,000%

One of the funniest people who ever lived.

Did he play for the Canucks?

Bring back bullpen carts. If we’re gonna be making 43 pitching changes a game, let’s at least do it correctly.

Name a pro wrestler from the 80s. I’ll start:

“Hello again everybody, Chip Caray here at Wrigley Field along with my broadcast partner, 1980 American League Cy Young Award winner Dr. Heathcliff Huxtable.”

Still not sure why the American League Manager of the Year doesn’t receive the Lou Brown Award. Inexcusable.

Nobody changed directions on a dime better than Jim Rockford.

The official shorts of making somebody run till they vomit.

Behold the magnificent color explosion that was the 1977 National League All-Star team:

This could be a Norman Rockwell painting.