Nigel Farage loves open borders - for the super rich

Happy 2 years anniversary to all of you who celebrate it.

🧵 DON'T BELIEVE THE HYPE! Despite the impression given by the UK's entire broken news media, Reform UK has just 4% of the UK's 19,228 Councillors, & 0.8% of our 650 MPs. Councillors/MPs: Labour: 6,323/403 Conservative: 5,035/121 LibDems: 3,009/72 Greens: 885/4 Reform: 808/5

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Ivan Dabbs, your newly elected councillor for Reform.

A pleasure to work on and looking good. youtu.be/72hK6FUmm8o?si…

A short play, illustrating Richard Tice MP 🇬🇧’s manly resolve. Dickie - “Boo! Boo to the BBC, I say!” (Brrrring, brrring) BBC - “Hello, Dickie - BBC, here, I was wondering if we could book you for Question Time and the Today Progra…” Dickie - “I’M ON MY WAY!!!” (FIN).

Flooded? How much pissing on the streets in front of kids is going to be happening.

Blimey. She must be really bad company at parties.

GET A GRIP We've been saving ALL lives at sea since 1824. That isn't about to change 💙

More brilliant ‘citizen journalism’ from Patriotic 🇬🇧 Nation 🟣 using an old picture from nowhere near the Channel to rage-farm. And the gullible lap it up.

Tineh Tommeh. ‘Journalist.’

Ricky Jones was charged, pleaded not guilty & was prosecuted before a jury of 12 randomly selected British strangers and found Not Guilty Others pleaded Guilty & were sentenced accordingly - they too could have elected jury trial There’s nothing 2 tier about it

Screenwriter Paul Laverty detained, and released, but charged under anti-terror laws today. Here is his statement on release: Plz share. Video by lauracarreira.bsky.social

This explains why so many ‘patriots’ are flying their flags upside down. It’s upside down on the shitty packaging.

Coming soon… youtu.be/dD34hEV7meI?si…

Sometimes, comedy writes itself.

Here, Liam Tuffs has paired the de rigueur knock-off Stone Island top with a fetching and playful gold palm fascinator, casually stapled to the back of his potato head. A bold and somewhat recherché style move to make for the Gammon social event of the year.