I told Shady Vance that I was very angry that he had made Jeffrey Epstein trend again on X. He asked me why. I said, "Buckle Up, Buttercup (*his Drag Name) and I'll give you THIRTY-TWO reasons why!"🧵

Share this to trigger MAGA.

I'm running against Marjorie Taylor Greene. She's telling her fan club that we won't be able to gain traction because we don't have enough of a social media following like she does. I know that this race won't be decided on X, but can you follow and retweet to prove her wrong?

Many people are saying they can no longer see my tweets. Ridiculous! I haven't seen Space Karen come down this hard on a parody account since he called the cops on Liam Nissan™!

oh my god he’s suicidal

RFK Jr. flew on Epstein's jet Donald Trump flew on Epstein's jet Kamala Harris didn't.

So no one is going to mention that RFK Jr. and Donald Trump are going to fly around the country on Epstein's jet.......... again?

How long before they start digging up missing hitchhikers in RFK Jr's yard?

Wow nothing is trending.

Congratulations to Donald Trump—the first presidential candidate to get in a fight with Arlington National Cemetery.

The Trump campaign threatened to release a video of the Arlington National Cemetery altercation, but so far haven't done so. It'd be a shame if #ReleaseTheVideo started trending today

Guess who’s old enough to vote now 🫶

Trump said the government will pay for IVF — he’s lying. The GOP just killed the IVF bill. Trump said Mexico would pay for the wall — he lied. You paid for the wall. Trump said tariffs will pay for his disastrous spending plans — he lied. You’ll pay for those too.

Remember when JD Vance called Donald Trump "America's Hitler"? That was the last time he ever told the truth.

The United States government needs to cancel Elon Musk's contracts and revoke his security clearance. Working to sabotage America's presidential election for Russia has consequences.

FBI reports that over 2800 influencers on social media are being paid by the Russian federation to spread disinformation.

“...And Justice for All” was released 36 years ago #OnThisDay in 1988! What’s your favorite song on the album?

Funny how DirecTV stopped carrying ABC just over a week before the debate...