“big love to all the dancers at Glasto, you were amazing!” your boyfriends just tweeted after djing by the side of a burger van (£15) for 1/2 hr having still had to pay to get in

THE THING was released 43 years ago today. Regarded as a pinnacle of science fiction-horror moviemaking as well as one of John Carpenter’s greatest films, the story of how it came to the screen is as outrageous as the creature from the title… 1/37

Feel like there’s a hyphen missing here.

Phenomenal birthday present. 🦈 🛥️

Shit. Mad start. #f1

hope everyone remembers the true meaning of glastonbury - sitting at home, flicking about on iPlayer, pouring scorn on other people having a laugh, and above all getting some sweet sweet #numbers

Pack it in. Fold the city. Teeth-grindingly embarrassing.

Me after the first sip of lager in the beer garden

How nice is that Germany kit.

Shazam but it’s for aftershave/perfume.

Monster mix

Been in the oven since before they split up

Keep a piece of lore to yourself

There's gonna be footage from inside the plane overlaid with the Jess Glynne tune, 100%.

diabolical liberty on Christian Horner (full drop) 🏎️ 1/1194

Everytime I go to Pret. Me: Just those to take out please Cashier: thanks. Any hot drinks? 🤨

bro, you’re fine. you just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine

Trapped never in my shoulder.