long live king charles 🐕

such a wild time to be alive - someone send their tesla robot over to come choke me out

been on a diet since my comeback as an internet harlot... just ordered $100 worth of taco bell in case we get nuked tonight #lastsupper

i volunteer as tribune for the draft

stepping on something wet w socks on it the ultimate trigger

came home from work yesterday to a bunch of dead and wounded chickens 😭 neighbor dog dug under my gate

running a farm by myself has been one of the hardest things i've ever done in my life. physically yes, but more so emotionally. high highs and low lows, man...

someone posted that picture of me eating a banana on a beastiality twitter page 💀is this some kind of a sick joke

i'm convinced aliens from a distant planet write for the daily mail

i wonder how many ppl walk thru TSA w a belly full of drugs

fleetwood mac just got back together, the world is healing

just saw a man replace his prostethic arm w a sauce gun from taco bell

the warner bros

morning ya'll

my farm animals are all trying to eat each other —is it a full moon or something?