Yesterday: “Why can’t Donald rise to the level of Obama?” Today: “Why can’t Donald rise to the level of The Insane Clown Posse?” Good on the Insane Clown Posse for doing this.

Earth is quieter. Nature is taking over. I stepped outside and a coyote in the yard set down a latte, covered his phone, and said "Can you not? I'm on a call."

Iowa Gov. Kim Reynolds (R) said in her state, it will be considered a “voluntary quit” if an employee refuses to return to work once businesses reopen, thereby losing access to unemployment benefits. A similar situation will soon play out in Texas. mavenroundtable.io/theintellectua…

Tyranny is the government telling you you can't go to a hair salon because there's a plague. Freedom, on the other hand, is the government telling you you have to go back to work at your plague-stricken pork processing plant alongside workers who might be sick.

My first novel, The Kitten Who Rocked Holland, is now available in print and for Kindle over on Amazon. It's for readers aged 9 and up. All proceeds go to help the Newport Festivals Musician Relief Fund. #novel #cats #Leiden #charity amazon.co.uk/dp/B087NT5F1G

Just found out the stimulus package is giving every American a podcast and an Etsy store.

The trolley is barreling down the track towards five grandmothers. You can pull the switch and redirect it so that it kills no one. But you have to wear a mask to buy a toaster oven. What do you do?

Remember when we were all horrified by the movie CATS and how bad it was man those were the days

If they aren’t rewriting that KENOBI series to feel more like this youtu.be/MgN8J7VUEk0

In now-deleted video, winner of Oregon Republican Primary for U.S. Senate aligns herself with QAnon conspiracy movement. "Where we go one, we go all. I stand with President Trump. I stand with Q and the team. Thank you anons, thank you patriots." wweek.com/news/2020/05/2…

I just read 100,000 bad reviews

Today in pulp I look back at the art of the propaganda poster, and some of the techniques people have used over the years to sway public opinion...

This is something you hear on the news right before the Umbrella Corporation bombs Raccoon City

In the mid ‘90s when I needed to reach my dad, I’d walk to the pay phone outside my high school, drop in change, dial the The White House operator and then be connected. Wherever he was. The President is always reachable if he or she cares to be.

the super mario brothers movie is the sequel to Brazil