Can’t think of a better first guest than my good friend and bass player of @bidibidibanda, Rocky Reyna. We’ll talk about bikes, bass, how gluten is the devil, and maybe he’ll finally teach me how to be an ultimate fighting champion. Episode 1: Rocky Reyna #neciabynature

So now it’s cool to be a cholo... my time has come!

she’s not gonna text u back she got a weighted blanket for christmas which doesn’t talk and doesn’t try to have sex with her 10 minutes into watching a movie

Finally, a @jeopardy clue we know the answer to!

Beyoncé sending her stuff to celebrity fans/friends and people are somehow still complaining. Always funny how people on Twitter love to dictate how others should spend their own money and stuff.

If someone punched me 4 times in the face with their shoulder I would be shook too. 🤷🏻‍♀️#UFC246

My local NPR station running a story on the WWE/WCW feud is a mood. KUT Austin

That poor man just wants a cocktail and they keep giving him an Oscar.

Bless you, Austin traffic. I used our extra 30 mins in the car to teach my son the Single Ladies dance

“I love men and snacks.” My queen.

FYI. Chopped and screwed. It’s a Texas thing. DJ Screw created it. Write it down.

i sit with my daughter while she falls asleep and i always whisper “i love you” in her ear as soon as she falls asleep& she says “i love you too” well tonight we had a little argument before she fell asleep i still whispered “i love you” & all she whispered back was “good” LMFAO

Talk that talk.

It’s October, let’s get spooky.

Thoughts?