My outdoor cat that I have been feeding for a year and has never let me pet her has not come around today and I am in shambles

Drake showing up on everyone’s Spotify Wrapped and Apple Replay, although they’ve tweeted about how much they hate him all year

I was in the top .01% of listeners to WOMEN this year

i’m always kidding unless you’re down

hello sharks today I am seeking a way out besides through

Me in my kith hoodie at the ripe age of 31 smack dab in the middle

so when is national long distance low commitment fake flirting emotionally involved casual pretending boyfriend situationship day

Santa having an F22 escort is hilarious

“She not gonna let you hit you bro” I know man I just like it when she likes my reply

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just wanna thank God in advance for the run i’m about to go on

my doctor prescribed me “hundreds of kisses from a brown eyed girl that never stops yapping”

Women don’t like me so I’m going to spend all my money on a jacket

God I’ve seen what you’ve done for others

Why didn’t he just sign with the fucking Mets

Why do bad things happen to good people (my internet is out)

maybe im biased but ive noticed that white girls who date brown boys are always the happiest

Dudes rock