Follow this account RIGHT NOW

This was my very first Twitter account, but my main account will be on NeatMike. The real question is what should I post to this? Real life stuff? Nudies? Political opinions? Lol

"may I have just one crumb of pussy ma'am?"

NeatMike Has Died youtu.be/5y8HfqEvxl0

i legit just posted this pic in my newest video im sorry lmao youtu.be/zbgkyUuWcxo

always a pleasure to lose with you Jonsandman lmao youtu.be/RV9Jir7PsJQ

bunch of people told me not to upload this but whatever youtu.be/fXiYV9XYO2A

You've heard of Elf on a Shelf before...now get ready for this meme to fucking die already

new vid: Rocket League is NOT for GIRLS! youtu.be/suzXEZTnzUA

fuckin roasting white knights all night long baby

Recorded a video while pissed off. Calmed down and deleted it. Moving on from my old shit, those who are still with me I fuck with you 💜

video here: youtu.be/0LNLXIWW04o

kinda thought I looked good in this... idk might delete later

Everyone in the Rocket League community should have a flag. It takes 2 seconds to acknowledge us psyonix show you care a bit for fucks sake

People always saying "mike why would you get one and not [insert YTer] but fucking EVERYONE should have one like Jesus give crates a break

decided that if I wanted to roast people on YouTube, I couldn't look like a pussy doing it like everyone else lol

rare photo of Turbopulser from Gayle Force throwing shade at Rizzo and Kronovi @RLCS

this guy has some balls to make a sign like this...

Why would Jon Sandman insult me by calling me "toxic," when I would NEVER call him the "Kidz Bop of Rocket League?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!