anleitung für den besten sex eures lebens: - linker fuß hoch - dreeehen - UND STOP - dreimal nach rechts gucken (1, 2, 3) - und jetzt kommt der beckenstoß (optional hui sagen) - auf dem linken fuß landen (wichtig!) - zeit für hüftschwung, schön kreisen lassen - das das und VOILA

him: imma call you at 11 me at 11:01: all men do is lie

TRUMP: I shouldn't say this, but in vermilion city under a truck there's a little pokemon. a beautiful pokemon, the first pokemon, i think HARRIS: not true. TRUMP: They won't move the truck. 3 years, they could have moved it. they don't want you to catch the Mew. it's terrible

heute ist der beste tag überhaupt auf twitter

me when my nonbinary friend has a really nice fit

eating disorder? yeah man i'm eating dis order of french fries hahahahaha but yeah no my relationship with food is lowkey not great

SMART SHUFFLE AUF SPOTIFY IST MEGA IHR WISST NUR NICHT WIE MAN ES RICHTIG NUTZT

ron stampler

tony collette dndads

There is no easy way to talk about this. This week the UN announced we are on track to reach up to 3.1° Celsius of warming. We are slated to blow past the goals of the Paris Accords. Here's what this means. (1/9) 🧵

You’ll be at work talking to an older coworker like “we’ve had record heat & this is the first October Mt Fuji ever had no snow also it now gets so hot that animals just die en masse” and your coworker will be like “good! I love when it’s hot 😃 and hate when it’s cold 😡”

elon musk will run for prisedent or vp after trump i'm calling it now

meinung ich hole 2 katzen und nenne sie "rauchen geil" und "geil rauchen"

Yall will say every single letter in Tchaikovsky and Schwarzenegger but say racist ass garbage like this when it comes to African names. Smh

i heard that if you dip ur balls in soy sauce you can taste it, so i dipped my nuts in every sauce I had to see which ones i could taste

this is how i want people to feel on their birthday

Happy Large Boulder The Size of a Small Boulder Day to those who celebrate