Dog picks up a little girl from school every day with a car made by het father.. 😊

Old dog is barking at the front door. Puppy is barking at the back door. This is it everybody. We’re surrounded. Nice knowing y’all.

The worst thing about getting older is making your mouth happy with food just pisses off the rest of your body

Plantar fasciitis is the motherf@$!*ng worst. Ow.

It’s the time of year where you just lay down to take an innocent afternoon nap and wake up in a pool of sweat on your pillow

Fuuuuckkkk….I’m only 2 chapters in. About 25 pages. And I may just read this book all the way through in one sitting. Hopefully it holds up

Great book, but can’t read anymore tonight. Do I watch a movie? Listen to a podcast? Go down a YouTube rabbit hole? Or just sit on the deck listening to music?

Sometimes all 3

Dogs, I love you. You are my life. I’d do anything for you. But it’s 95° so how about you pick somewhere besides right next to me to lay down

I don’t sing often, but when I do the puppy comes sits next to me, whines a bit, and looks at me like he’s worried I’m having a stroke.

Just hit a milestone. I increased the font size in my phone. I should probably take a probiotic and go to bed

Looking at all the random shit I’ve bought over the years trying to remember why they made me happy at one point

You have to be careful in becoming too efficient in everything, it leads to missing out on the nuances that make life worth it. Okay. That’s enough philosophy from me tonight

👍🏼

This will piss off a lot of MAGAts.

Gimme gimme gimme book recommendations. Not best sellers. Something I haven’t heard of. Indie authors.