Before everyone became butt hurt about everything

Are there any women left who dance for their men? I don't mean professionals. Strippers. I mean amateurs who just want to look and feel sexy.🔥 We LOVE that shit!🥰

Deep Track Tuesday! “Something To Remind You” is about closing chapters and leaving great memories behind. It’s also the closing track on the album Staind which marked a departure from the band's heavier sound moving towards a more introspective and melodic approach.

What’s your comfort animated film?

“Hey Yankees! You can take your apology and your trophy and shove it straight up your ass!” 👉 super70ssportsstore.com/products/chico…

I need a hug.

Catfish

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My power just went out. I wonder if this is the universe's way of trying to make me go outside? 😀😂

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I am Gray Wolf. Lord of this soliloquy. Bringer of a demographic. Fear me for I have a question.🤷‍♂️ I am (your name). Lord / Lady of (predictive text). Bringer of (predictive text). Fear me for I (predictive text).

20 May 2013: An EF5 #tornado with winds up to 210 MPH hits the #Oklahoma City suburb of #Moore, Oklahoma, killing 24 people and injuring 212. #tragedy #history #OTD #ad amzn.to/2z5Xcgy bit.ly/3rdxeQQ

Sporadic reminder that my #Columbo book is out now 🥹 Has a 4.8 out of 5 rating on Amazon ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Thanks to everyone who has already picked up a copy ❤️ bit.ly/3S3wfN8

Show me your favorite television character of all time.

I feel like Twitter's algorithm is an eccentric matchmaker who insists on pairing me with great women only from Canada and the UK?🤷‍♂️

Whispers into my younger self's ear. "Aaahhh, okay. I promise."

My favorite easy supper, especially when I use paper plates.

"If more people valued home above gold, this world would be a merrier place." - Thorin Oakenshield

I'm sure it'll come as a surprise, but I'm entering the grouchy old man stage of my life. Keeping that in mind, you'll never see me come to Twitter to announce that my [random relative] has died.🤷‍♂️

Young Canadians filling my TL and old ones filling my pocket?