Yeah, I’m a thesis driven investor. Thesis gonna lose a lot of money.

Alarm clock app that transfers $5 to your opposing political party’s campaign fundraiser every time you hit snooze.

Shocked and disgusted that so few of my friends have licked a nine volt battery as a child. There’s a parenting crisis in this country.

Announcing: Rollups Retroactively clean your cap table Rollups allow companies to convert many SAFEs all at once without needing to chase signatures during an equity round. angellist.com/blog/introduci…

"Using Google Maps history to see if my boyfriend and I could have met earlier" The invasiveness of location data is pretty cool sometimes. This developer found the staircase she likely first crossed paths with her boyfriend, years before dating. chan.co.za/how-fateful

If you can spell these words correctly first try, you’re in the top decile of VCs globally: - Entrapranuer - Parrallell Fund - Aqcuisition - Committment - Adviser. Advisor? - Accredditted

This is basically what SBF did, he just lost the bet 😎. The lesson? Fortune favors the brave. Don’t let some lame “Board of Directors” stop you from chasing your dreams.

Matt Levine cited my Substack in Money Stuff 😳. Wat

Keep your friends close, and buy the domain name of your enemies.

I don’t even wanna know how my Amazon algo got here.

What is the world of early stage startups signaling right now? After diving into our latest Best crypto exchange & AngelList report, the pressure is ramping🏋️ Here's The State of Early Stage Venture & Startups in 2022 in a few visuals and my own thoughts. 👋'2⃣2⃣ 👀'2⃣3⃣

Was humbly reminded today that I switched from an Android to iPhone solely to accept a Clubhouse invite. (Never going back tho 😌)

Rabbit R1, but: - It’s just all of Wikipedia + WikiHow and runs entirely offline. - Waterproof, super durable. - Solar cell and crank battery. - 10+ day battery life. - Built-in Ham Radio Sell it to doomsday preppers as an apocalypse companion.

My YC application: “Hagglr” We make an army of millions of AI bots. They’re prompted to ruthlessly lowball every listing on Zillow 24/7. They even make phone calls. We fix the housing crisis through gaslighting. Then we expand to wedding venues.

Our '24 State of U.S. Early-Stage Venture & Startups report is LIVE. Explore conclusive insights, like: - Seed valuations hit '22 peak, from $10M (’20) to $20M ('24) - DPI-to-TVPI ratio dropped from 16% ('19) to 11% ('24) - New AngelList Fund Benchmarks Take a look.👇

I once heard a VC say he “went to a small school right outside Boston” and it wasn’t Harvard. Looked him up and it really was a random small college. You can save $350K in tuition with this simple trick.

agent this, agent that agentle kiss on the forehead from your mom should be your top priority right now.

First year analyst being asked to work Saturday for the first time.