In 1.37 bike rides, make a left

Bro in an AIRPLANE bathroom and isn’t shaving? That’s EMBARASSING. You can’t be caught lacking like that.

You ever be so hungry that you be saying stuff like “those leaves lookin real tasty right about now”

Happy first day of class! I forgot my shoes at home and this was all I had in my car. I feel like I’m gonna make a great first impression :)

Boutta eat 100 pieces of sushi

Friend: what’s your ETA? Me: about fifteen minutes give or take fifteen minutes

They be letting anyone drive nowadays

Wait why is everyone in Dallas? I flew to Baltimore again

ILSI meet ups are all about JT, JB, Tobias, Toby, John, Jack, Joe, Johnathon, Mr.Kaplan, etc

Loud and Luxury? Sounds like people from Long Island

There’s no better dance move then jumping up and down repeatedly

Happy Presidents’ Day to my amazing cos! Olivia Potier (she/her) @vacgodol32 Amy Gendil (she/her) Emily Kesser (she/her) joe daddy