Every single time I get a pedicure my leg hair is long enough to braid

You will never know the love of a woman who hates herself

I smell RedBull.

Vibe I’m on today

Hey when I’m taking your order can you please not stare at me like this

Need to rewatch OG teen titans sum fierce

‘Twas the night before mid terms and all through the house, not a creature was sleeping. Not even a mouse

Choking down white monster so I can finish these stupid essays

I could make Jon Snow forget his mommy issues

It is only 65 degrees why the hell are you walking your dog shirtless

The only thing that has ever given me anxiety is calling to make a hair appointment

Dreams do come true

Call me the man whisperer

I feel like mike jones

I want to be free

I have plans.

Oh to be at a concert slugging Coronas, soft pretzel in left hand, mint vape in the right

Wow the eclipse is so beautiful