jesus came back like

This explains our general lack of comfort

🚨💀 Oh dang we’re playing more shows in more places. Making our New England debut with some rad bands in NH, ME, MA, & NY. If you’re a person in/near one of these places, come party 🥳

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Pizza bagels are not a good indicator of time

🏈😴 Celebrate football sports day today by picking up tix to Snüzfest & entering our merch giveaway (link in bio). Stoked to see Taylor get some touchdown goals 👏🍻

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Like this, Elmo. Thanks for asking.

Sometimes life is rad 💕

🔥Cassadee Pope is finally here! Known for her work with Hey Monday, winning The Voice, & of course her debut solo album debuting at #1 on the Billboard Country Charts. We talk about her return to the world of pop-punk, playing When We Were Young & a whole lot more, don’t miss it!

If you live in these places, come to these shows 🍾💕

One of our stores reimburses customers for their puppy’s spay/neuter surgery, they just have to send us the bill & the spay/neuter certificate from the vet.

A customer sent us this. They really thought this is what we required 🤦‍♂️😂🥞

where be your nutcracker

🎶 Deez nuts roasting on an open fire 🥜🔥

❄️ HAPPY FESTIVUS! Kevin & Xack will be celebrating at Subterranean tonight with Sea Of Cars, Blue Car, Alleys And Gangways, & Rocky Point Holiday.

We’re on last at 10. Be sure to stretch for the feats of strength 😤

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🚨😴 SNÜZFEST 2024! Get your pj’s & pillows ready for our 7th annual punk rock pajama party. We have some of our favorite bands joining us this year & we are STOKED. Link in bio for tix 🌜🛏️🧸

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🚨 Kicking off 2024 by heading south for the winter. Hitting some places we’ve never been. If you live in these places, come say hi 🥰

Perhaps a sleepy announcement tomorrow? 🤔😴

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🔥 mikaila delgado of Yours Truly joins the show today! From her younger years getting into alternative music, touring in her teens, the sudden success of “High Hopes”, releasing their debut full-length album during lockdown, and everything since - you won’t want to miss it!

I’m physically sore from laughing. Long live the Red Rocket, Slept King & Jetski 🙌
🧡ANDREW SANTINO 😴Bobby Lee 🎺Jessie Johnson

'so... hows that band doing?'

A few episodes into this season of Love Island Australia & the dudes suuuck more than usual this time. “yOu DoN’t HaVe To bE gRoSs tO bE fUnNy, SoMeOnE yOu’D wAnT a FuTurE wItH wOuLdN’t WaNnA hEaR tHiNgs LiKe tHat” 🤮🤮 homeboy probably thinks Geico commercials are hilarious 🙄🙄🙄