My problem is I always want a sparkling lavender lemonade or some bullshit

Soup Fucks.

once my anxiety gets above a certain level i should have a words per minute cap so i don't feel the need to set myself on fire later

he's literally like if a man and a woman had a baby

i'll admit it, i don't know anything about wuthering heights, i just wanna see the movie because im a slut.

the problem is u keep trying to do shit outside the scope of shit u can do

i just like that we're asking a semi mythical rodent to predict the weather by yanking him out of a hole and seeing if he gets scared or not. arguably one of the most sensible things we have going on right now.

Fuck that rat fuck Punxsutawney Phil. Throw his ass in a crockpot

definitely somehow became the person who leaves snaps n messages unread for 4+ days by accident

A misdemeanor can be easily expunged from one’s record but it’s not as easy to stop being a fugly unlovable chud

no matter how much you filter piss it's still piss

does anybody know if you can get sudden infant death syndrome at 23.

seahawk may not be a real animal but it is a bird, so as always, go birds

fat girl foot jobs

I love Bad Bunny I love Lady Gaga I love kindness and multiculturalism and being woke and I hate the New England Patriots amen

do you guys think clifford the big red dog is a homophobic femboy fucker?

brockhampton

Before we looksmax we have to personality bare minimum

tomathy loves jerking off and hates the inuits

bring back the $5 movie bin. i have spoken.