People that speed shouldn't have seat belts, and if they crash, shouldn't get lifesaving medical attention. OUTRAGEOUS, RIGHT? This is the same sentiment of the anti-naloxone crowd; that drug users aren't worth saving because they'll keep using. Like drivers will stop speeding?

"Hello." "Forcing your salutations upon others is neither good nor kind." "You could ignore it." "But then you'll ostracize me." "Probably." "So you admit it!" "Well, yeah, that's kinda how we treat assholes."

EImo is acting like a new homeowner incessantly complaining about the previous owner's bad choice in wallpaper while they tear it down with a sledgehammer.

"A gust of wind may have blown some of the drugs toward her..." They're really scraping the bottom of the barrel to explain something that clearly didn't, and couldn't, happen. No one else affected, no tox results, just perpetuating a dangerous myth 🤬 foxnews.com/us/florida-cop…

I found a dollar on the ground and picked it up - and SHOCKING - I didn't have a fentanyl overdose. Maybe I did it wrong 🤔 #WTFentanyl

Every toxicologist, medical and forensic, would love to see these "studies." Of course, we'll be waiting a long time because they don't exist... and no police officer has EVER overdosed from a fentanyl "exposure."

So now what? Can this thing end in a tie?

#MakeMeLaugh #bigGrin. 🤣

While I understand the sentiment, holy crap, that structure.

Happy Holidays, and a retweet of Santa's favorite poison (aside from arsenic in the eggnog, of course 😉)...mistletoe!

Wait, what? "All these years later, no one knows who got the Titanic cast and crew high on PCP" yahoo.com/entertainment/…

Something for everyone

So this is hell

The best #SuperBowl snack is most definitely cheesey poofs dunked into Velveeta + Rotel cheese dip.

That was me; rumors of my death have been grossly exaggerated. I'm sorry, everyone, for falling off the map. It's hard to keep going, but seeing you both reminds me that I must keep trying.

"When Nature Isn't Nurturing: The Hidden Dangers of Herbal Supplements" - Want to see me give a live webinar? Some history, plants, and toxicology! Tomorrow, Wed., Dec. 6th at 2pm EST, and it's FREE! Register below. Say "hi" in the chat if you attend! nmslabs.com/resources/educ…

"When Nature Isn't Nurturing: The Hidden Dangers of Herbal Supplements" - Want to see me give a live webinar? Some history, plants, and toxicology! TODAY Wed., Dec. 6th at 2pm EST, and it's FREE! Register below. Say "hi" in the chat if you attend! nmslabs.com/resources/educ…

If you're contemplating an exodus to another platform - *cough* Bluesky *cough* - you can find me there under the same name and handle. I've been absent here the last 2 years, but I've missed it and will be more active over there. So come on over, the water is warm!