Tbh, he hasn’t changed much 😂 still a little boy, just trapped inside a mans body 😂😂😂

I refuse to get sick during summer, thanks to lack of vitamin D. MY BODY DEMANDS THE SUN🤒

In all honest I’m livid about my hair - two days of getting it done and it’s still not what I asked for. 😔 ugh

“Do you want to vent or do you want advice?” Just learning now, after 40 years on earth, that this might be the most important question to ask whenever a friend or loved one is upset.

Trying to get your toddler to bed when his nan gave him a Fruit Shoot and a Wagon Wheel at half 6. x.com/BenGIrwin/stat…

My wife went straight savage in Waitrose. Fuck you, Doris, and your hatred of tattooed millennials.

Got a RT and quote this because I actually love the guy now 😂 what a sweet angel man baby

Considering it’s #plasticfreejuly I’m wondering if anybody knows of a cling film alternative, I’ve tried wax wraps but I’m looking for something different. Any recommendations?

Imagine your WiFi still being down after six weeks, all because some idiot that works for BT cut through a power cable whilst ‘fixing’ something 🤯

Do you prefer a stippling or buffing brush for foundation application? My Nanshy - Makeup Brushes & Beauty Tools buff brush is loosing all its hairs and I’m indecisive on what to replace it with 🤔

Why are people so nasty 😥 she’s so lovely! Jealous nasty humans 😤

Disgusting bitch 😤

Say what you like about Katie Hopkins. No, seriously... say what you like. She can’t reply.

The Argos catalog was great and all, but fuckingel get over it.