Undervalued, under utilised, under payed and over worked

Work may be a steaming pile of dog shit but the lollipop man always brightens my day

You know you hate your job when this is the first manager that's described me as too serious instead of too chatty or too happy

Why do people talk so loud in the office when on the phone, the microphone is literally in front of your face you don't need to speak so loud

5hours sleep in 60hours and I haven't killed anyone. When do I get my medal?

It's crazy to think that next month I'll be a married man

My earphones can drown out the fire alarms but unfortunately can't drown out the moron colleagues I work with

It's easy to get caught up in the stress of planning a 3day wedding for 70 guests from not only all over the UK but the world. Believe me it's fucking stressful! But this weekend my friends helped me remember why, and it's to share and celebrate love

Stereotypical I know but you do find out who your real friends and family are when you plan a wedding

Controversial opinion that shouldn't be controversial. Being old and the greater possibility of you dieing soon does not give you a free pass to be cunt. We should all be held to the same standards

If I started charging for every time the rules and procedures changed in this company that is one of the biggest auditing companies in the world I might come close to paying my student loan off

Easy way to get rid of all the wedding stuff on my news feed, fill it with tattoo posts instead

What cunty managers smart idea was it to keep booking 90mins workshops at 12 which always overruns and then I don't get lunch till 2? All it's going to lead to is me snapping at you and getting more hangry

If there was a competition for getting written out of the most amount of wills I'd be winning

If anyone wants me to do any travel for the next few weeks the amswer is just no

This week is the last full week I have with my wife now till Halloween

Got my first tattoo today and I couldn't be more in love with it Wanted to give a big shout out to Dani Carr Critical Role Matthew Mercer Marisha Ray Taliesin Jaffe for the artwork, the world of Exandria and the passion and creativity ya'll pour into what you do

Just finished Malice by John Gwynne and omg I haven't enjoyed a book as much as that in a very long time. I would however like to make a complaint for tearing out my heart and stamping on it repeatedly 😂 Definitely excited for the next three, amazing and highly recommend

I love how, particularly at this time of year, most wives/girlfriends are begging their partners to be romantic and get something sweet for Christmas, mine would like me to stop

Just a reminder, you don't have to be best in your field in a hobby. Today I competed in a climbing competition and came third from last but I still enjoyed myself.