All these dudes and dudettes using their phones to make videos and create reels.... I use mine to take pictures of small print that I can't read even with my glasses on!!

A magic spell for protection from unwanted
opinions:

🔮Take a deep cleansing breath 🌬️

🔮Say the words 🗣️

🔮'Did I fucking ask you' 👿

🪄🪄Repeat until desired effect is achieved.🪄🪄

🧙‍♀️Blessed be 🧙‍♀️

What a ledge 🔵⚪️🔵⚪️

My mind : a mess
My body : a mess
My house : a mess
My music taste : an absolute frickin masterpiece of perfection and all that is good.
🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶

What the actual feck......?? IT'S A GAAAAAME!!!!

Arrogance is just a more confident form of bullying.
Whilst one group are hideously arrogant, the other are hideous bullies. I won't be going too far on Saturday that's for sure.

Dear autocorrect, at no point have I ever meant ducking.

What an achievement from all. Well done to those that did the full 60, and those (like me) that did a smaller trek!
💙🤍💙🤍

I very nealy almost unleashed crazy. Very nearly. Instead I stomped around the block and wished all the nasties on their head for the duration. Am back at my desk now. #GROWTH 💪💪💪💪💪💪

This is the general level of chitchat we share….
Ben Greenwood 🔴⚪⚫

Before and after. Raspberry shake 🥛kale 🥬 carrots 🥕 and raddish. #HolidayBod #ThinkThinner
It actually tasted quite good. What should I put in tomorrows pot??

#TalesFromTheDancefloor #NotBalearic Sacha Lord so far so good!
Might pop in for a little signature next week 🖊️

After this week I need to be taken out.
On a date or by a sniper. Either is fine.
#ItsOnlyMonday

A list of things I can't do :
Keep my mouth shut.
Be Sensible.
Cook the right amount of spaghetti.
Be arsed.

#SentFromMyiPhone

I work on the 3rd floor of a 4 storey building, the lift stops at the 3rd floor - literally doesn't go beyond #3 today for the first time I heard footsteps above me.... WHO IS UP THERE??? and WHYYYYYYYYY

Well done Charlie Duke💿 and team.
Rest now. See you Tuesday x

Kind of like the game played in the well known pub chain: I'm at the small cold table on the far wall in the Biddall Inn, will pay it forward next time. I like bacon barms with brown sauce and proper coffee #WFH

Insulted that I'm old but humoured by the fact I have the oldness advantage... #WhatSheSaid

Extracts from a message received today :
'I thort it would be best to double cheque'
'I'm greatful for your imput'
#WhatSheSaid