Craving McDonalds BIG TIME #uh #oh #fatmunch #notgunnahappen #lazy #skint #boo

Well insurance company......you can suck my massive behind! Pile of wank #rawr

Tell me tomorrowww againnnn @beffun123 #wine #malibu

When the milk goes out of date! #blackcoffee #sugar #emotional #lumpy #yummy

Everythings a blur instagr.am/p/U167JjvDa-/

Totally smashed Vote HAIM for the VMA Awards in every category your nominated for! #swell

Sloths are so slow that they would take around 50 hours to finish their sexual intercourse.

Don't drink prune juice #lethal

This should be a commercial for a gum disease ad! The Ellen Show

Summerrrr....... #cider

Fuck you London underground FUCK YOU!

@emilywarburton_ just coz a fee eggs got thrown about

@emilywarburton_ im just gunna dance around making shapes of butterflies #bgtwinner #2k13

All set for the park #sunshine #factor30 instagram.com/p/aWSA2svDao/

@emilywarburton_ no

@JaxxerArt what even is this haa

@emilywarburton_ what you doin anyway? #revising #suckatit

After pride weekend I just wanna show my support for the gays I know how hard it was for me to come out but I just love the vagina

Also want a ladyboy. Right now.

Just been tweet raped aint i